Dad: I'm a little teapot short and stout, I pour water on Jack to wash soap out. Is that how it goes?
Jack: No Daddy. It goes like this--"I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is handle, here is spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout! Tip me over and pour out. " Like that, Daddy.
Dad: Oh, you're right. Sorry.
Over the weekend, we heard this one:
Jack: It was nice to go to restaurant for breakfast. I had fun today. Want to go again with Shane and Kelly.
--After breakfast at First Watch with our friends Shane and Kelly
Occasionally, Jack and Austin (his cousin) will get into fights. From the other room, they go something like this:
Jack: Teeth are not for biting, teeth-are-not-for-biting (getting faster), TEETH-ARE-NOT-FOR-BITING!!!!
Then cries from everyone--usually Jack has hit Austin and Austin has bit Jack.
And everything is "not nice":
Jack bumps his head on the door-- "Not nice, door!"
Mom scratches Jack putting on his coat--"Not nice, Mama!"
Monti knocks over his block tower--"Not nice, Monti!"
He's hilarious. And talks and sings constantly. If they are suppose to really talk non-stop at 3, he'll have to start talking in his sleep to top what he's doing already.
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